Friday, June 10, 2011

TO CONGRESS FROM KAY GIBSON

I would like to pen and render a citizen's bill that has NO pork barrels attached.
I'd like to suggest the next president, whomever he or she may be(further known as he) make some cold cuts immediately. Instead of going hog wild on how much more he can spend on inauguration parties and how high on the hog he can get redocorating the White House... chop this expense in half. If he did this, he might just convince the people his is serious about cutting the fat.
Congress: Let me suggest you NOT chop away at Social Security and medicare. Don't slaughter your own people. Do squeal on Medicare fraud because it is happening. By all mean, wean those off welfare and take the meat away from the illegals. Let them grze on their own and not wallow in our citizen's benefits.
Charity begins at home. Cut the strings of the silk purse to overseas and turn it back into a sow's ear. We're sending billions of our little green piggies overseas. Butcher foreign aid. Those who run those foreign governments are fattening their own pockets and the rest of the people are living in pig stys. Huffing & puffing at our own citizens is not the answer.
I won't boar you any longer with my grunting. Yes, this is a roast, I'm not ribbing, and you can take that to market.